Friday, June 03, 2005

My lips

Saturday night, I was home alone, bored and entirely way too horny. Morgan was away for the weekend. I could of gone out, I had someone else that I should of seen (he will just remain nameless right now), or I could of served CT, I even could of called the BFWB. But unfortunately I had to get up and ready to go out at 5am the next day, therefore going out to get some ass was NOT an option!
So I stayed home, and entered the world of online porn and dirty chat rooms. I haven't done the online thing in a loooooong while.

First what popped into my head was the porno's I watch with Morgan. I now have seen all there is to pussy, and many different kinds, but mine.. I really haven't seen mine in that sexy kind of way. That sexy kind of way meaning - not in the bathroom with one leg up on the sink, so that I'm spread open while I take a look at myself with a mirror....

So, I go lie down in my bed and start touching myself, lightly touching my pussy lips, I slip a finger inside, rubbing up and down slowly. I circle my clit... and I feel that I'm getting wet. I then take a vibrator, turn it on and rub my cunt with it. I then spy my little video camera... hmmm I can make a video of myself masturbating and then watch I think to myself. Then I'd truly be seeing my pussy in that sexy way.

I get the video camera, prop it on the bed between my legs... and press record. I go to town... Rubbing my pussy with the vibrator, slipping it in and out of me, holding it on my clit, circling my clit. I'm wet, I'm dripping, I pull the vibrator away and then place it back on my clit rubbing harder onto it, teasing myself till I just can't take it anymore, I push the vibrator in, further in, I fuck myself with it and g-d damn it felt good. I hold my pussy lips open with one hand and continue thrusting the vib. in and out of myself - I can't wait to watch this. I drive it in and out, I feel it filling me I'm wishing it were a real cock but hey, I'll make do. My body starts to quiver and I feel that wonderful orgasm coming, I explode, shuddering and my pussy gripping onto the vibrator. My fingers are sticky with my juices... and I'm (almost) satisfied. I lie there taking in the moment.
I reach down press Stop, then Rewind on the camera. I turn over on my stomach, getting comfy and watch my video - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

WOW, it was somewhat hot watching myself, and at the same time I couldn't help but compare my pussy to others that I've seen in the porno's, is mine normal? Should it look that way? It seems to look ok... I've never received complaints - but seriously what man is going to complain to the pussy's owner - umm None!

Well despite my few qualms... the video inevitably turns me on... So off to the comp I go. I have fun talking to some dirty perverts, and looking at porn. But I quickly give up on the online porno, it's such a pain, how a million sites pop up and when you X one out 20 more pop up! UGH annoying! I continue talking to the dirty perverts for a while, I have one that just wants to role-play, another begging me to call him so that I can Fake an orgasm for him – that guy was funny, another talking to me about incest and how he wants to fuck his teenage daughter, another tells me about his non-sex life with his wife and how he needs an affair, another guy into D/s, another guy who’s just plain annoying, another guy with a rape fantasy, the amount of dirty perverts are endless… and yes I’m chatting with all of them so I guess I’m a dirty pervert too, but at the same time I’m girl – so that just makes it HOT. I end up masturbating again…

Before going to sleep - I erase the tape.


Anonymous Craig said...

Should have sent it to me, I would gladly compare and critique you lips to those that I have seen ;-)

6/03/2005 10:51 AM  
Anonymous sjr said...

erased??? damn.

Dirty perverts abound!

Thanks for getting me going this morning!!!

6/03/2005 11:15 AM  
Blogger Carl from L.A. said...

New here...nice blog.

You shouldn't have erased that tape - thou shalt not destroy a work of art!

6/03/2005 11:50 AM  
Blogger Sun Rider said...

Now why not post the video?

6/03/2005 11:50 AM  
Blogger Joey said...

Lol, you're all crazy but i love it!

I had to erase the tape - people in my house use my vid. camera - what if my sis or her fiance saw!!?!!!

PS - Welcome Carl!

6/03/2005 12:28 PM  
Blogger Sun Rider said...

See, why can't people like Paris Hilton and Pam Anderson have your common sense.

Still, I agree with Carl that you destroyed a priceless piece (of art).

6/03/2005 1:59 PM  
Blogger Carl from L.A. said...

..not to mention it will fetch top dollars from connoisseurs

6/03/2005 2:08 PM  
Blogger Joey said...

Seriously you think I would actually sell that? lol... Silly boys!

6/03/2005 2:53 PM  
Blogger Blue Skies from Pain said...

Another great read....

6/03/2005 11:15 PM  
Blogger RightWingRocker said...

Well you know we could always make a tape and then go at it while we watch it ;)


6/04/2005 11:42 AM  
Blogger rodtalks said...

Making the video is a brave step. A video version of the mirror in the bathroom, which should be very interesting to watch. But the real question is why you seem to think that maybe there is something wrong with the appearance of your pussy. This is a problem I have with Playboy. They're very focused on breasts and seem to avoid showing you the girl's pussy. They seem to think there is something less attractive about their pussy, so they avoid showing it to their readers. To me, while they each look a little different, they're all very enjoyable to look at, each in there own unique way. I hope you've learned that now for yourself. Thanks for sharing the experience, even if you didn't share the beauty of your pussy with your blogger friends......

6/05/2005 5:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what can i do to have you? ooooh...

6/05/2005 7:34 AM  
Blogger Emmanuel.K.Bensah II said...

joey, are you SURE you erased it???;-)

Made a boobie once before of recording some silly thing of me doing something, only to have streams of sweat ride down my face, when I realised that in my ecstasy, I had erased something else.

Seeing my parents looking for the camera was hell on earth that day!!

6/06/2005 7:01 AM  
Blogger Friendly Daddy said...

I guess you could call it self analysis. Id call it pure voyeurism even if you are just watching yourself...

If you watch yourself cum on cam is it masturbation of another kind?

6/06/2005 12:39 PM  
Blogger Michael K said...

I've done that many times. It's fucking interesting to see like what your face looks like when you're cumming.

6/06/2005 1:43 PM  
Blogger Joey said...

Micheal K - Will you please read more carefully biatch - I didn't have my face on this- Just my pussy!

Daddy - Are you saying I'm a voyeur of myself?!

Ekbensah - I Erased it! But you poor thing, I'd love to hear your story.

La mason - For one thing you can tell me where you got that very cute pic from.

6/06/2005 2:44 PM  
Blogger Oswald Croll said...

Joey.....I wonder if the anonymity is half the reason you make us all nutty.

6/14/2005 2:07 AM  
Blogger Joey said...

Naw.. I don't think so Oswald.

6/15/2005 4:42 PM  

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