Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Adventures of Captain Morgan and the One-Eyed Joey

Last week Morgan and I were rolling around in bed, just play fighting and having some silly fun.
He had bought a new porno and was somewhat pissed off because the girl on the front was no where to be found. He wanted me to "double check" it, yea ok Morgan... right!

"Hey Joey lets watch this porn, I don't see this girl in it at all, can you make sure I'm not going crazy! "

Lol, I do love Morgan, he knows that I have no problem watching porn. Yet he'll find that silly excuse to put it just for fun. Actually I've been told that I'm one of few women who can actually watch porn like I'm watching a TV show. (Is this true; are there a limited number of women who will watch porn even if it doesn’t turn them on?) But seriously I can, if the porn just happens not to be my thing or really doesn't turn me on I can sit and watch as I would with a TV show.

Meanwhile, I'm watching and he's in his cute, sexy, witty mood, trying to get me all hot and bothered, kissing me, tickling me... licking me sucking me - eating my cunt. Accomplished!

Morgan loves to play with "the kitty" as he calls it. He loves to go down on me (which yes still boggles my mind) and after he's done, he'll lie next to me on his side down by my legs... keeping them spread open and play with me there. He fingers me and touches me mostly it's soft and nice, sometimes here and there he'll be a little rougher. Well we all know I enjoy it rougher ;) and I was in the mood for a something like that. As he's fingering me I start pushing down onto his fingers hard, Mr. Intuitive then slips another finger in, and another, he pushing them in and out faster as my hips thrust against his fingers. I get lost in the feeling, I stop concentrating and trying to figure out what he's doing (I have a bad habit of this, if a man is down there pleasuring me with his hand, toys, objects whatever it may be if I’m not sure, I relish in the pleasure of it all but at the same time I like to try to figure out what the hell he is doing, what is he using, if it's his hand, how is it positioned how many fingers are there. I don't want to see... if I did I'd just use a mirror. But this is just what I do) Meanwhile, I'm lost in this amazing feeling, and whatever he's doing feels so fucking good. He's never done this before. I feel my pussy spreading further taking more of his hand, and damn it hurts, but it hurts soooo good. My hips are thrusting, my back is arched, my nipples are hard as knobs, and I'm so turned on, fucking his fingers... I keep hitting this point where it won't go further in, I'm trying so hard to push my body down onto him, but it can't, it won't.

I'm thinking it's his fist, no one's ever attempted to fist me, but that’s certainly what it feels like so I figure that's got to be it. And I want it, want it so badly, I want his fist in me, I want his fist fucking my pussy, I want to be filled, I want it to hurt.
My hands are gripping the bars of his headboard above me giving me more leverage to push down onto him, my hips are grinding with his hand my whole body is in this, I'm moaning and if it weren't for the neighbors above there'd prolly be a bit of screaming. Still I can't get past this point, it hurts, I'm pushing down, I'm wet, I'm soaked, his hand is soaked, I feel my juices running down my cunt. He's fucking me hard with his hand, and from all of this I just explode, my body shuddering, I cry out not caring about the neighbors, quivering, and cumming.

Mmmm.. I lie there quietly resting, amazed... Morgan is looking down at me and all I could repeat was thank you. I feel him rubbing his cock against my leg; I know he wants to cum.
He gets up standing on his knees over me and rubs his cock, he starts masturbating while standing over me... I play with nipples for him and open my mouth, stick out my tongue. With his other hand he lightly pushes my chin up, so that I close my mouth. Then he says "Can I cum on your face". (Hold everything - No one has ever, ever, ever-ever-ever cum on my face!.......................................Ehh - Let's go for it.)
Looking up at him, "Yes, cum on my face", I watch him masturbate over me, not a minute later I see he's right about to cum.
I close my eyes, (I have a small urge to tighten my eyes shut and scrinch up my face but I know better!) I lay there with a small sly smile awaiting.... then his hot cum is squirting out on my chin, across my lips, over my nose and through the woods... (couldn’t help myself there folks). Err.. where was I... ok,over my nose, across my eyelid and onto my forehead! WOW. I laid there for a minute letting him breath and enjoy his moment (granted I felt silly with his cum spewed across my face). He gets up to get me some toilet paper, as I’m wiping his cum off ... I get it in MY EYE. Like are freaking kidding me??? How did I manage that?? The left eye was fine but damnit damn it damn it - slowly I feel the burning. I go to the loo (I’ve decided that the English have chosen a much better word than bathroom, and I intend on using it!) Rinse out my poor right eye, and wash my face off... My eye is bloodshot and stinging. Morgan feels bad, really bad (yes he actually does - don't you all dare tell me he faked that) I tell him it's not his fault and that I'm the moron who wiped it the wrong way. I start giggling over the whole thing, he starts laughing along with me... Cum in my eye, this must happen to every girl at one point in her life?!


Blogger Friendly Daddy said...

Well Written Joey...
Next day at work...
Co-worker: (sees blood shot eye) That must've been one hell of a party

Joey: I got cum in my eye!!

5/25/2005 2:44 AM  
Blogger rodtalks said...

HOT! Wow, sounds like you both had a great time together! Too bad about the pain in the eye....the rest of it all sounds like great fun!

5/25/2005 6:16 AM  
Blogger Sun Rider said...

See, funny stuff like that NEVER happens in pornos. I mean, you both laughed because it was funny. Someone needs to come up with a "Not your average teenage movie" version of porn. Have the girl gag as she tries to suck him off, have someone get a cramp at an inopportune time, the thrusting can make that silly farting noise that ruins the mood, one person can bang their head on the headboard and start to bleed, have them fall off the bed, etc. That would be hilarious!

5/25/2005 9:39 AM  
Blogger is life really like this said...

Well Joey, the more I read your posts, the more I think we should be together. There ar eso few girls who enjoy doing the things you do. At least so few that I know. GREAT STORY!!!

5/25/2005 9:48 AM  
Anonymous sjr said...

f'n hot!!!

I would imagine Cum in the Eye couldn't have felt so good! Perhaps some visine would have helped?

Oh, and don't be so surprised that there are guys who love to eat the kitty... there are many of us who do!!! ;)

5/25/2005 10:09 AM  
Blogger RightWingRocker said...

yes there are sjr yes there are ...


5/25/2005 6:33 PM  
Blogger Joey said...

Hello All,

Thanks for the comments... you guys make me laugh!

Sunrider - I thought that stuff only happened to me, I'm always thinking that I'm so ungraceful! You don't know how many times I'm in doggy position and throw my head back thinking its sexy, only to slam my head into his!! - Numerous times!

SJR & RWR - I know there are many many many men who love to go down on women, it's just something that doesn't appeal to me so much (only with Morgan it does).

5/26/2005 11:16 AM  
Blogger Emmanuel.K.Bensah II said...

I'm going down on my gf tomorrow; she loves it like I do;-))

Incidentally, Joey, are u a magician?

My little willy's gone from soft to very hard after reading your story!;-))

keep up (ouch!!) the good work...

5/26/2005 11:45 AM  
Anonymous SJR said...

//it's just something that doesn't appeal to me so much //

Joey, Joey, Joey, what are we going to do with you?

5/26/2005 11:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love those lips of yours sweetie. Like your blog.

5/27/2005 2:04 AM  
Blogger Virgin Slut said...

i wouldn't say it happens to every girl, but you never know where it is going to hit you.
And yeah, the stinging, crying, and rinsing your eye out kinda takes away from the intended sexiness of the moment.

5/27/2005 4:31 AM  
Blogger Nat said...

Male-induced red eye just happened to me the other day and yeah, it fuckin' hurts. Bastards! What do they put in that stuff? :)

5/28/2005 1:15 PM  
Blogger halo said...

Been there done that. ;) Found ya through SJR's links.

6/01/2005 10:46 AM  
Anonymous Brett said...

Great entry, thanks.

And next time make him get you a warm wash cloth! Toilet paper??? You're better than that =)

6/01/2005 7:07 PM  
Blogger Oswald Croll said...

One word for you Joey........goggles.

Loved the post.

6/02/2005 12:39 PM  
Blogger Wants And Needs said...

I also watch porn with detached bemusement.

And I understand the impulse to know what someone is doing to make you feel so good. Must be the engineer deep down inside me yearning for release.

7/05/2005 5:31 PM  

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