Tuesday, August 16, 2005

What's with those people?

Do the non-kinky people of our world have as much fun and even as much sex as us, the kinkees (my new word) ?!???

First off, "Kinky" has different definitions and meanings to different people - but let’s put that aside for now.

What has led me to this question is my friend's response to me, the story goes as so:
I was in my local XXX-Store -

Side note: Morgan and I have decided that we take turns each week buying something, anything as long as it's sexual, or could be used in some sexual sort of manner. - Yay Fun!

So, I'm in the XXX-Store and I happen to run into this girl (we'll call her PornShopGirl) who is a friend of a friend of a friend - yea -, who ended up going away us one weekend. I knew she worked close to me, but we hadn't seen each other since that weekend.

Meanwhile, we chatted and hey great - I now have a hook-up at the XXX-Store if need be!

After I leave the store, I call my good friend (Alexis) and tell her who I ran into.

Side note: Now when PornShopGirl was away with us and we were talking jobs, she said she's a Buyer for lingerie. She never mentioned that she does the buying for an XXX-Store.

After I tell her she's all "Wow, that’s crazy but I figured her job would have to be in some sort of place like that - a dirty place - she used to be a Call-Girl ya know".

Hell no, I didn't know! Oh my god, the questions and conversations I could have with this girl would be endless - A Call-Girl, how interesting!! (To me at least).

"So did you actually go in there", she asks me sounding disgusted.
"Yea, and I've been in there before."
"Did you buy anything?"
"Nooooo" I say sarcastically
"That means you did, what do they sell in there?" she asks
"Everything, from toys, lube, sex games, clothes, to slutty shoes! I tried on this corset, it was sooo cute, it actually looked good with my jeans, but unfortunately it was too big and they didn't have a smaller size “I respond excited
"What did you try on?"
"A corset you know..."
She cuts me off... "Oh yea, like a bra"
"No Alexis, not exactly"
I explain to her what it is....
"Well I wouldn't know about those things, I wear a big t shirt and boxers to bed with G (her boyfriend)"
"But sometimes you wear something sexy don't you?" I ask
"No, why would I, it just comes off anyway and all that is a pain."
"Do you ever wear a cute bra and thong or something like that?"
"No" she says.
I think to myself... ugh.

Anyway to make this ridiculous conversation short, she asks me what I bought, I tell her about the flavored lubricant.

Side note: KY is some nasty tasting stuff! Morgan doesn't mind it but I can't to think of how he's down there, enjoying my pussy but tasting the KY from earlier when he was fucking me with a giant dildo - ugh KY!

Once she hears that I bought flavored lube there's a pause and she says:

"Well I'm not into that kinky stuff"

NEED I SAY MORE?? If she only knew I also bought a paddle!!! Hahahahah

In all seriousness though - This whole conversation had me thinking about the type of sex she has - even it's that nice yummy "lovemaking". It can't be that all the time?! Is sex ever fun for her and G? I think not.... and to me that's sad. I wonder how many others are like that.


Blogger quanzer said...

I think it's human nature to have that dirty, knock down, animalistic (is that a word) hardcore sex. Those are natural desires for any person and if someone is holding those back in the sake of "love making" then it would get old. I wonder if she does it in the same position every time on a scheduled time?

8/16/2005 12:00 PM  
Blogger chelsea girl said...

I'm pretty much in line with Groucho Marx on the whole kinky thing. He said, "Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken."

Colour me erotic. Very, very, deeply erotic.

8/16/2005 12:48 PM  
Blogger Used Hack said...

I don't understand that either. One of my former co-workers was disgusted when she was asked about giving her husband head.

She said, "Ewwwww, gross. I'd never do that."

I said, "So you've been married for like 10 years and you've never given your husband a blow job?"

She said, "Yes."

I was shocked.

8/16/2005 1:54 PM  
Blogger Joey said...

quanzer - I know the 2 and sometimes 3rd position she does, they are all very basic... What a sad and boring sex life to have.

used hack - I wonder if he cheats on her? I have a guy here at work (Mr. Blue Eyes)- good looking too. And he tells me his wife stopped giving him BJ's about a year after marriage, they've been married at least 10 years- what's wrong with these women?

8/16/2005 2:42 PM  
Blogger Breathless After Dark said...

She probably has wondered about it but has never had the guts to try anything like that. Or maybe she could be into kinky sex but she doesn't want people to know. It was years before my best friend would admit to me that she masturbates and wants to buy a vibrator. Sometimes it could be they other person. If you express interest in kinky things and they reject the idea and tell you its nassty then you feel that somethings wrong with you for liking it. I was like that until I found the right man who was into the same things I was.

8/17/2005 1:00 AM  
Anonymous Sasha White said...

Maybe it's because I work in a bar, but all my co-workers are into the more adventurouse aspects of sex. (Oh, and all of them are in relationships that are between 1 and 8 years old) I don't think any of them have actually gotten into anything I'd call kinky. (Roleplaying, d/s, fetish play) but I do know they all have a "toychest" and are fascinated by my kinkier stories..so hopefully they'll give it a try sometime.

However, one of my co-workers has been dating a new guy for 5 months, and they've never had sex yet. She thinks they'll get married, and this completely baffles me, becasue I know this girl is not completely straight sexually. So what freaks me out is, why would someone who si clearly in touch with their own sexuality, deny it to be with someone that isn't AS sexual?

To me, thats how cheating spouses are created.

8/17/2005 5:07 AM  
Blogger Joey said...

Sasha - I can't agree with you more!
I was discussing my post with TYD the other day, somewhere in the discussion I said that - I'm afraid to what might happen if I totally fall in love with someone who is sexually straight - and worse put off by kink?!
Now that I've realized and really have comes to terms that this is me - and all that I do and have done sexually is what I enjoy I'm sure my future husband (whoever the hell you are out there) will have to be somewhat the same as I in bed. Otherwise one is really not satisfied and I too believe that leads to straying.

8/17/2005 9:44 AM  
Blogger PhillySexGod said...


Nice yummy lovemaking all the time would be pretty boring!


8/17/2005 1:10 PM  
Anonymous Sasha White said...

Joey~ I just have to have faith that if we're patient in waitign for "the one" that when we do find them, they'll be on the asme level sexually...otherwise they wouldn't be "the one" ...right? LOL

Of course, I'm still single..so what do I know?

8/18/2005 3:30 AM  
Blogger Oswald Croll said...


Watch out for Sasha's advise.....she is a FREAK. She takes a midget and a firetruck everywhere she goes.

8/18/2005 2:32 PM  
Blogger Joey said...

Hahahha Os!

8/18/2005 2:55 PM  
Blogger Arashi-KIshu said...

Hehehe...guys love it that I'm freaky but not psycho.

I usually keep quiet about my sex life because when guys find out, they all want to fuck me but never take me seriously. The flip side of being a kink in the Ph...where almost everyone is a pretentious Christian. I've had friends avoid me after I started sharing my "not so secret life." But those who stick around find me a lot of fun!

Boring sex=I would not last very long in that relationship!

8/18/2005 9:41 PM  

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